Thursday, January 6, 2011

Whoa. Off-Season. Questions?

Sometime after Thanksgiving--the Sunday after Thanksgiving, to be exact--we finally broke for the dreaded "off-season."  I know I said I'd still blog during it, but I find myself utterly confused as to where all the time went and how I spent it all. It's already 2011, people. Twenty-eleven.  

Anyway, I've done some pondering tonight because I'm sick of thinking about work and I've come up with a few unanswerable questions. I need your help. (Or not. Because this blog has a total of 2 total comments. All time. 2. Not 2011. Just 2, Two.)

On with the list!
  1. Why are Lean Cuisines so complicated? Seriously. If I wanted to spend 10 minutes waiting for food that tastes like "cardboard," and stir at some point, I'd just make ramen.
  2. Why do I work all the time? I didn't work this much during the summer when we had tournaments and practice all the time. This is a bad sign...
  3. What happened to bed-times? I told myself I'd sleep during the off-season. I've utterly abandoned that promise to myself. Another bad sign...
  4. Who ate all the Christmas cookies? Please tell me it wasn't me.
  5. Where is the gym? ...Rhetorical question. I know where it is. I just haven't "found" it lately.
  6. Whose job is it to do laundry? I need a freakin' maid.
  7. There's no money left in my bank account? Huh? Really? Really....?
  8. Why does my cat love this toy so much? ...Okay, mine has fish on the end, but it's dang close.
  9. Does this list really have to go to 10? Because I'm kind of running out of questions. I'm really a simple person.
  10. Twilight! Who voted for that "cardboard" to win like 289,402 People's Choice Awards? (Needs no explanation or commentary.)
Thoughts welcomed. Answers preferred. 

And, for now, that's all the blogging strength I can muster up. After all, I ate cardboard for dinner...
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  1. Jeanette WilsonJanuary 16, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    1- at the end of 10 minutes you don't want it, zero food=zero calories.
    2 - you need to catch up on all the work you put off all summer.
    3 - bed time? oh yeah, that's when you literally can't think anymore and find the bed before you do a face plant on the living room floor from exhaustion.
    4 - you probably did eat all the cookies - I won't tell!
    5 - I googled the address for you, let me know if you need directions.
    6 - I wonder myself why the maid never shows, I wait and wait and wait and she never shows up.
    7 - money?
    8 - is it the same cat toy that has a bell on it that they insist on playing with at 3AM in YOUR room while your trying to sleep? really? why 3AM?
    9 - yes, for those of you who know you personally, yes there has to be 10!
    10 - every 13 year old girl in America and their mother!

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